Hello everyone and welcome to a new edition of Man Crush Monday – Johnny Depp style! I think everyone male or female loves them some J-Depp and anyone who says otherwise is a big liar. I, for one, have had a deep lusting for Mr. Depp ever since I saw Benny & Joon, which was the first movie I ever saw with him in it. In the immortal words of Enzo from the Seinfeld episode “The Barber”, “That Johnny Depp, he make me cry.”
Dear Johnny Depp,
Oh Johnny. Do you mind if I call you Johnny? Wonderful. I am such a big fan of yours, even though your recent films have been quite the disappointment…But that’s okay, you’ll get it together. You always do. This critique does not take away from the fact that I love so many films of yours, specifically Sweeney Todd, Benny & Joon, Secret Window, Chocolat, and Edward Scissorhands. I have so many pictures of you hanging up in my room as well as the DVDs of my favorite films of yours. I also pride myself on having the Sweeney Todd soundtrack on my iPod for those times when I feel like killing people and making them into meat pies. (It doesn’t happen very often.) Your talent is so amazing and I hope that you continue to have more opportunities to showcase it. I adore your friendship with Marilyn Manson and always enjoy watching you perform with him – you little rock star, you. Now that I’ve gotten talking about your talent out of the way, I can now discuss your staggering good looks. You sir are a total hunk, hubba hubba. Please don’t take offense to this, because I say it out of concern for your future: Start making better movies!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
^^^ Lord have mercy! The black and white picture is one of my favorites and it’s currently hanging up in my room! ❤
So there you have it, this weeks Man Crush Monday segment in honor of Johnny Depp! I hope that all of you are having a great start to your week so far! What is your favorite Johnny Depp film? If you could give him one piece of career advice, what would it be? I wanna hear from all of you, so leave me a comment and let’s chat! Much love. -Sarah