Heyyyyyyyy. Alright. So I had a beautiful post that I was almost done typing about tonight’s episode of American Horror Story: Freak Show “Tupperware Party Massacre” BUT, unfortunately my dumb ass didn’t save the draft, I accidentally hit the back space button and my post basically got deleted. I really don’t have the time to retype it because I’m super tired and have to be up early tomorrow to go to the dentist. #fml BUT I will do my best to give you guys a super brief over view of what happened tonight:

• Dandy murders an Avon lady: He then sews her head onto the body of his mother’s corpse and pretends that they’re the conjoined twins, Bette and Dotte. #weird
• A police man kills Regina: Regina shows up at Dandy’s house with the fuzz. Dandy doesn’t confirm or deny that he’s killed anyone, but he does talk a lot about how much money his family has, considering they own the country’s biggest frozen food company. He tells the police man if he kills Regina and works for him, that he’ll pay him a million dollars. Cash. Without a moments hesitation, the cop shoots Regina. #corruptcops
• Drunk Jimmy shacks up with Imma: Uhhhh…sure? I guess he just likes something soft to rub his face in. To each their own!
• Bette and Dotte return to the freak show: Elsa finds the twins in a motel that Ethel set them up in, and tells them that her and Stanley have arranged for the separation surgery to happen. (no surgery is going to happen, of course. Stanley’s a con artist, remember?!) Dotte, as we know is all for it. Sweet Bette? Not so much. But in a very touching scene, Bette tells her sister that if one of them were to live during the surgery, then she would want the new life to go to her. This apparently touches Dotte deeply, because she decides that she doesn’t want the surgery to happen anymore.
• Dotte confesses her love for Jimmy: So once the twins are back in the troupe, they have a talking to with Jimmy. Well…more like Dotte has a talking to with Jimmy. She tells him that she’s loved him ever since she saw him for the first time, and drops her dress. “Not many men can boast of having a blonde and a brunette,” she says. Unfortunately, Jimmy tells both of the girls that he cares about them a lot, but that he’s in love with someone else. He puts the dress back on the twins, and they exit, holding each others hand (which was so cute!!!).
• A Tupperware party gone wrong: So, if you guys recall from the season premiere, Jimmy gets hired to provide pleasure from his lobster claws at parties usually ran by housewives. During this particular Tupperware party, Jimmy gets kicked out for being drunk. “He kept missing,” scoffed Sylvia, the hostess. After Jimmy stumbles out of the house, who else should knock at the door other than Dandy? He puts on his most charming face and tells Sylvia that his car broke down and inquires if he could use her phone. She invites him into her home with pleasure. You can do the math on what happens next. We don’t see Dandy kill the ladies, but we do see the aftermath of what happened. Sylvia’s husband walks into the house calling her name, he walks into the room with the in ground pool to see his wife and her friend’s bodies floating in the water turned red with blood. Luckily, someone got use of the Tupperware tonight, considering Dandy stored their fresh blood in them. #yum
• Jimmy’s arrest: Tonight’s episode ends with Jimmy getting arrested for the housewife murders because his gloves were left at the crime scene. If it doesn’t fit he must have quit…right?

I’m super sorry that this post isn’t very lengthy and detail oriented, but I really need to get to bed. If you have any questions on tonight’s episode, pleeeease leave me a comment so we can talk about stuff in further detail! What did you guys like about tonight’s episode? What did you hate? I want to hear from you, so leave me a comment and let’s chat! Goodnight! -Sarah