High rise everything! Will it never ever end?! I’ve always had a dislike for high rise for the sole reason that high waisted bottoms simply don’t look good on me. I have an extremely muscular booty and thighs from years of competitive figure skating, so my main issue is finding something that will fit over my junk in the trunk, but will still fit snugly over my tiny waist. So what happens is that I get a HUGE waist gap, my ass looks flatter than a pancake, and my crotch looks like it’s a million miles long! Seriously, is a twelve inch zipper really necessary? Jesus. All I want for fall is to find some nice, coated leather jeans in a normal rise fit. My old pair of coated jeans are getting warn to the seam and I’m in desperate need of replacing them. The zipper constantly falls down on them so for hours I can walk around unknowing that my fly is down! Not cute. At PacSun, where I work, EVERYTHING is high rise. Why can’t there be options? Why is only one body type being catered to? Because spoiler alert: high rise is NOT going to look good on everyone. Just like a crop top or a pixie haircut is not gonna look good on everyone. Can normal rise jeans be a thing again? Please? Ladies, where are some good places to shop for jeans? Leave me a comment if you have any favorite stores, and give me your opinion on the high waisted trend!
This is basically what my crotch looks like in high waisted anything. WHY IS THE ZIPPER SO LONG?!