Hey gang and happy Hump Day! More importantly, happy 23rd birthday to my best friend, my partner in crime, and my big sister Kristen!! Enjoy some fabulous PicStitches of me and my woman: 😉

^^^ I LOVE US!

Anyways, we had a beautiful evening with the family tonight. We had a Chinese dinner at our favorite place The Mandarin House with our parents and then Kristen and I went to see Get Hard which was dumb as fuck, but we still had fun! Once we got back from the movies we enjoyed the adorable Hello Kitty ice cream cake that my mom got, as you can see in my featured image. It was so cute I almost didn’t want to eat it! To continue with the birthday festivities on her actual birthday (the 8th), we’ll be going to Hibachi Japan for dinner with a bunch of friends and then going out and getting white girl wasted after. Hurray for being 23! I hate to toot my own horn, but I also managed to get my sister a really fantastic gift: two tickets to see The Used at the House of Blues in Cleveland next month! I even learned how to fold the tickets into an origami envelope for her to open, which I was particularly proud of! When I gave her the tickets she told me that she planned on purchasing them the day I bought them because she heard there were only thirty or so tickets left. I’m so glad I beat her to it because she loves it! I’m very excited to take her on an emo night on the town for the show, and I’m really looking forward to seeing The Used play! So far it’s been a very successful birthday celebration and it isn’t even her birthday quite yet!

So, let me just say to the world and to my darling sister: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Words seriously can’t even begin to express the infinite love that I have for you. You mean more than the world to me, and I’m always going to be here for you whether you like it or not. I’ll be here to make you laugh, to annoy the fuck out of you, and to forever remind you of how important you are. My birthday wish for my sister is for her to see herself the way that I see her. Beautiful, hard working, determined, intelligent, hilarious, gorgeous, goofy, and every good adjective that I could possibly think of. You make me so proud to share your DNA. I love being able to tell people who don’t know that I’m your little sister. This sounds lame, but it makes me feel really cool! Like, how many girls get to say that “yeah, that hot little number who happens to be the birthday girl for the day is my big sister AND best friend”? Probably not many. I’m so thankful that we have the type of relationship that allows me to say that. You are the window to my walls, you are the sweat that drips down my balls. I love you Kristen and I hope your special day is just as amazing as you are! I can’t wait to celebrate with you and our friends! Let’s get drunk!!!

^^ One of my favorite memories in the world is thinking back to all the times that this song would play on the radio and how we would scream it at the top of our lungs each time. I’ve never told anyone this until now (so I might as well tell the world, right?), but this song is one of my all time favorites because of the treasured memories I associate it with. Yeah, a Demi Lovato song is one of my favorites. WHAT OF IT? So this one goes out to you, sis.

I hope all of you have a fabulous Hump Day, I know I will! Make sure you leave my sister some birthday love in the comments! What’s some of your favorite birthday traditions? Have you bought any awesome birthday gifts for someone recently? I’d love to hear from all of you, so leave me a comment and let’s chat! Goodnight. -Sarah