Helloooo everyone and happy Hump Day! So as some of you may know, I legitimately despise Taylor Swift. I can’t stand her. So lucky for me, I had a terrifying nightmare when I was over at my boyfriend’s house that the long legged songstress stole my man. It. Was. AWFUL. I woke up irrationally pissed as hell and I even contemplated writing a song about it. 😉 Let’s discuss:
My dream started out great. I was hanging out with my beau, Kyle, and Harry, Ron, Fred, and George – the darling boys from Harry Potter…Because what girl doesn’t dream about hanging out with them? ANYWAYS, we were all having a lovely time hanging out at this beach side location where all of the houses were on stilts. It looked like a little village of tree houses – so quaint.
My group consisting of the Hogwarts crew and Kyle dispersed for a brief time out and I told Kyle that I would meet him at our little tree house after I picked up some drinks. We parted ways and I headed towards a snack shop to get some beer. #turnup After I purchased my party favors I started the short walk back to our stilted shack. I climbed the ladder one handed so I could still hold the beer (impressive!) and caught my breath before I burst open the door…….
I burst open the door expecting a warm welcome from my boothang and I ended up catching him in the act of full on making out with fucking Taylor Swift. He was caught red handed and just like a scene in a movie my heart fell out of my butt, the beer crashed to the floor which ended up breaking the bottles, and I ran out of the tree house crying like a baby. Kyle tried chasing after me but I was already down the ladder and running away all while ugly crying and slobbering like a dog with peanut butter stuck to the roof of its mouth.
I ran and ran and ran and found myself in the tree house belonging to Harry where I ended up being comforted by the Harry Potter boys…it was a delight! I was mid-sob when all of a sudden the shack on stilts began to shake. Apparently, our little beach side location was being threatened by a giant tsunami which could hit at any minute. I was so scared for myself and my new friends but I also was worried that Kyle didn’t know about the natural disaster heading our way. So what did I do?…………
I ran my sweet ass back to the tree house where I caught Kyle and the evil adulterous Taylor Swift in the act to warn him – but NOT HER. Things were getting pretty dramatic in my dream turned nightmare. The wind was beginning to turn violent and tree houses and palm trees were being blown away like they were nothing. My hair was being whipped around every which way and then…..Kyle flopped on top of me and woke me up.
I was SO relieved to be in the arms of my darling boyfriend that I wasn’t even mad about his ridiculous method to wake me with. My nightmare was seriously the worst and now I can just add that to the list of all of the reasons why I hate Taylor Swift. 🙂
The Night Taylor Swift Stole My Boyfriend was god awful and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. And to all of my readers who are a fan of my relationship with sweet Kyle: Fear not! Things are fantastic and I love him a lot! What was the weirdest dream that you’ve ever had? Have any celebrities recently invaded your dreams? I wanna hear from all of you, so leave me a comment and let’s chat! Much love. -Sarah